mollymeek ([info]mollymeek) wrote,
@ 2008-04-08 19:45:00
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A Postmodern Dynasty

THE MOLLY MEEK CLASSIFIEDS: RECRUITMENT

Looking For: The next Prime Minister

Perks: Election Walkover, Blame for mistakes made will be transferred to the people of Singapore

Requirements: Perfect academic and CCA records from pre-school to university (at least a 1st Class Honors degree), Must be willing to join the PAP and be co-opted despite current political stance. Proven leadership skills (ability to tell people to shut up and make people able your orders) proven by being a prefect in primary school. Thin-skinned enough to sue others for defamation; thick-skinned enough to praise yourself after a major fiasco (with the help of compliant media)

Strictly Optional: Intelligence, Creativity, Flexibility, Popularity

I read with interest Mr. Wang's blog post on the PAP's (supposed) search for political leaders, specifically the next Prime Minister. Mr. Wang has pointed out the silliness of looking at the academic records of potential leaders. Others have also joked about the fact that Singapore is the only democratic (so to speak) country in which the ruling party assumes with hardly any reservation (in fact, none at all) that it will be in power three and more elections down the road. (Such jokes, of course, do not arise out of a belief that the PAP is holding a shaky assumption. Rather people make such jokes precisely because the PAP is right to hold such an assumption.)

There's something about the way the PAP is announcing its own renewal concerns to Singaporeans and the rest of the world. Something that does not put one (me?) at ease.

Perhaps the problem has something to do with the question of what constitutes "renewal" in the world of the PAP. The PAP has an obsession with renewal. Everything and everyone--perhaps with the exception of MM Lee--can be, must be, will be replaced. But there is something paradoxical about renewing the PAP. Can the PAP renew itself in such a way that it is no longer the PAP except in name? More importantly, will it?

Or will the PAP obstinately pump new blood into an aging body headed towards inevitable death? There is only so much you can do to prolong the life of a withering flower.

Is it possible for the PAP to transcend its own blind spots or its own myopia in the process of controlled renewal?

On the one hand, the PAP is fervently (feverishly?) renewing itself. On the other hand, the very obsession with renewal arises from a survival instinct that seeks to preserve more than it seeks to change. Perhaps what we have is a postmodern dynasty where the heir is not necessarily a Lee in blood, but is still a Lee in essence, a subject in the image of LKY, tailor-made to suit the designer throne. A Lee descendant not by biology but by governmentality. A Leesecendant. Biology is obsolete.

Of course, no one other than the PAP itself really cares about what kind of renewal it goes through. What people might be concerned about is how its renewal will affect Singapore as a whole.

If we need an equation with which to work, perhaps it is this:

Singapore = LKY X Flux, where LKY is a constant > 0.

There will always be change in Singapore, but changes will always be only located within a locus permitted by the constant.

Can we ever change the constant? (Can Flux ever negate LKY or render it negligible?)

There is no point imagining spectacular changes to Singapore in the form of a female Prime Minister or a minority-race Prime Minister. Whoever it is is a Leescendant. And so any change is no change. Change is not 0 only because 0 change will negate the effects of LKY.

[OK, perhaps this is bad Mathematics. But, hey, since when did Molly claim to be good in Mathematics. She is not even remotely qualified to be a Leescendant.]

Maybe it all does not matter. Molly envisions that Singapore will eventually be renewed into a disturbing utopia where those who are unhappy with the LKY constant will either die off or leave Singapore, leaving it with only those who love the LKY constant and the highly acclimatized strugglers who are only against the constant to the degree permitted by the constant.

Which means that there will be no more errant bloggers.

Or perhaps, one day, long in the distant future lifetimes after many Mollys, the renewal will have hiccups and cell division in the aged body will finally develop a cancerous tumor. Perhaps the old body will die and the soul--if there is any--will find a new home. But meanwhile, let's not hope for anything. Let's lose hope so as not to fall into the trap of hoping.



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[info]veryannoymous
2008-04-08 02:29 pm UTC (link)
leescendent gave me an lol moment, not that it is funny, but it's simply really very lol, i hope you get what i mean, it's ticklish!!

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-08 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Hehe, it adds on the the list of lee words, e.g. familee.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-12 08:07 am UTC (link)
They ought to revise the Oxford English Dictionary to include such words as 'familee', 'leecendent', 'leegime' etc to immortalise the immortal family.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-12 08:50 am UTC (link)
Can add one more? 'Leeturn' : the ability to return from the dead to run the country

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Then it must be very ghostlee.

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Or at least the Coxford Singlish Dictionary.

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Vote of No Confidence.
(Anonymous)
2008-04-09 05:23 am UTC (link)
Great job, Molly,

I think this would be the right time to move a Vote of No Confidence in the Parliament. However, since the Parliament has become a Pa-Lee-Men, I doubt the cronies would sacrifice their lucrative perks to abandon ship. Cronies are cronies and Leepards inbreedings of leopards) can never change their spots.

The same people have told us that the PM was selected by his colleagues to be their leader. How come now these same people are telling us that the PM selects the next PM? This confirms all doubts and rumours about the existence of a Dynasty. The Dynasty of the Leescendents.

I think this publicity of searching for the next PM is just a pretense. The future PM is already being groomed. He is now in the US doing his studies. This wayang is to lure out possible challengers against the PM-select in future, within and without the party. This reminds me of the film "Damien" - the young boy marked with 666 at the back of his head - the protection required to ensure this boy grows up to become the most formidable evil of all times, the Anti-Christ - SATAN himself.

By now, after all these years of exposure, we should know very well that the Master Mind anticipates and plans everything well ahead of time. Nothing is left to chance. How can such an important issue of leadership succession be left to the very last minute? And be left to one person, the present PM himself?

Singapore needs more people like you to keep them on their toes. Otherwise, the mummified zombies would continue to exceed the boundaries of decency with blatant audacity and arrogance, especially so when we do not have any strong opposition political personality and institution to check them.

Keep up your good work for the nation.

Yours complacently,

A Fellow Citizen of the Leescendent Dynasty.

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Re: Vote of No Confidence.
(Anonymous)
2008-04-12 06:35 am UTC (link)
"The future PM is already being groomed. He is now in the US doing his studies"

I agree and I think many others too. It is rather obvious isn't it. Just the perfect fit, 18 years and three elections later.

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Re: Vote of No Confidence.
[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Maybe the world would have ended by then.

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Re: Vote of No Confidence.
[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. :)

"The future PM is already being groomed."
--> That one I don't know. But they might be looking for the perfect seat warmer for now...

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-10 01:37 am UTC (link)
Hi Molly,

You may wish to add the following criteria in your proposed classified :-

Blood Group : Those without any remote link to any Leeblood need not apply.

Sex : Only applications by male applicants would be accepted.

Expected Remuneration : The selected candidate will be paid a skyhigh salary enough to last many lifetimes.

Other Fringe Benefits : The selected candidate would be allowed to add any other benefits that he would like to enjoy during his tenure of employment. His spouse is also allowed to take up any post that she fancies. His children would be given special treatment during national service and would not be court martialled in the event of any surbordination in the line of duty.

Level of Job Difficulty : Many million-dollar assistants will be available to assist the selected candidate in whatever ways necessary to do the job, whether complacent or otherwise.

Alan Wong


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(Anonymous)
2008-04-10 02:13 am UTC (link)
Molly,

A few more criteria for your kind consideration :-

Political aspiration : Candidates who believe wholly in the PAP spirit are encouraged to apply, however 100% loyalty to the Lee Emperor is a must.

Sexual Behaviour : Candidates who have never watched pornography during his lifetime should apply but those with abnormal sexual inclinaton should not even try their luck.

Potential candidates will be required to go through a series of interviews beginning with a tea party and are hereby warned that the selection process would be a tiresome affair. It is not guaranteed that a final selection may necessarily take place even for years to come and any incurring expenses during the selection process would not be compensated.

However it is hereby guaranteed that whoever is finally selected, it will be very rewarding as THE SKY IS The LIMIT.

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Ahem, cannot say "abnormal"! Now Singapore is supposed to be open (but conservative). Must say "alternative lifestyles"...

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Any blood group will do. Leescendants need not be leescendants by blood. Just be leescendant by character, beliefs and so on.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-15 03:09 am UTC (link)
Would leescendants by association or feather-type qualify?

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-15 03:13 am UTC (link)
Sounds fine to me. As long as the Father could live on in you, it's fine.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-12 05:23 am UTC (link)
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7517/lastemperorqq7.gif

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-12 08:59 am UTC (link)
Wow, that nicely done. Though IMHO it's optimistic to think of Mee Siam Mai Hum as the Last Emperor. Afterall, the Qing dynasty declined for a long time before it ended.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-12 09:29 am UTC (link)
You have a point.

But I feel that he is the LAST.

Anyway, here's another...

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3351/parorchestrahr9.jpg

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:54 pm UTC (link)
And what after him if he's the last? Chiang Kai Shek? Communist rule? Cultural revolution?

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:51 pm UTC (link)
So have our first two emperors matched Kangxi, Yongzheng, and Qianlong? (Heard that these emperors could be rather high-handed when it came to maintaining their power and establishing "order" in their empire.)

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-13 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Nice pic. Got any pic of the "Dowager"? Heard that "she" was very manipulative.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-14 04:47 am UTC (link)
Here's a new poster done specially for you ;)

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7572/dowagerlossesxl7.gif

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-14 05:28 am UTC (link)
Hehe, thanks!

(But that's the Empress, not the Dowager. The Dowager is the mother of the Emperor, isn't she?)

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-14 06:01 am UTC (link)
Alamak!

Me so stupid!

Cannot tell the difference between Dowager & Empress.

Here is the amended version 'cause cannot anyhow hantam wrong target...

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/7688/empresslossesqd0.gif

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[info]mollymeek
2008-04-14 07:13 am UTC (link)
Then again, if some of speculations here are right, the Empress could well become the Dowager in time to come....

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