To Fix a Mocking Peasant

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Indeed, the political situation does mirror Animal Farm quite closely.
This is quite scary, never knew it would play out right in my home country.
Lucky thing I'm still young. Better pack bags and run first.

Can you please pack me into your bag?

Sounds familiar?

lol! Do you have an archive of all these pictures?

Hi Molly,

Glad that it amused you ;)

For the rest of the Mas themed funnies, do visit:


You should archive these in a blog or something. And make more of them than just for the Mas issue. :)

Can I make photoshop requests?

1. Broke Toilet Mountain
Brkeback Mountain

2. MSK7

3. Not caught after 300 Days

4. Prison on Fire
Prison on Fire

5. Terrorist, Caution (Starring Mas Selamat and WKS)
[Would be nice to have a pic of one f****** the other]
Lust Caution

6. Kung Fu Escape
Kung Fu Hustle

Insightful and spot on again. Its a shame how accountability evaporates in this fiasco. The formula is simple: give a sense of emergency and need for "vigilance" and solidarity by saturating us with lookout posters- make it seem like a national effort and by flawed association, a national "lapse" where no one is held accountable.

If anyone is to be held accountable, it's you unwise peasants who could possibly become complacent (unlike the ever vigilant smart ones).

Dont let this happen to you.


now that's a good read.

This is a lesson that the 66.6% of the citizens in Singapore have to learn, that is, the PAP is not as good as it says it is, and its only weapon is its tight hold on information and its ability to distort information. This extends to the way security is handled throughout the entire establishment. Been in the services for 10 years and saw how they work. Many are simple conditioned to a compliant press and pliable public who do not ask probing question, and their way of maintaining security is through information obscurity. Even after 9/11 when security was supposedly stepped up, I have tried for many years to tell them that they are not truely securing Singapore and a lot of it is for show, but they are always putting undue weight on external posturing ....

The lack of accountability extends all the way through, and they conveniently hide the information to prevent anything from going out by classifying it. How about Chief Defence Scientist sitting on MINDEF board to approve contracts to DSO, while at the same time sitting on DSO advisory board having executive influence and running his pet project? It is like his left hand passing multi million dollars to his right hand for his pet project. All in the name of ensuring overall coordination. Incest does not get better than this.

My advice to everyone is:

Take full advantage of what the PAP government has done for you by setting up a brand name for Singapore and providing a place to earn $. Build your portfolio in Singapore, be thrifty and build your financial base. Forget about chasing the useless condo dream. Once you have build your portfolio and finances, move out for good. That is what I had always told my men when I was in the services. Now I am finally out of Singapore and well established outside, and will ditch my red passport (and my son's red passport) in 2 years. The PAP takes a hard nose look at running Singapore. Everyone should take a hard nose look at whether they should stay in Singapore or not, and take full advantage of what they have done. Patriotism does not count in Singapore. Imagine deploying to Cambodia or the Gulf, and the first thing they tell you is to buy your own insurance because they will only pay workmen compensation if you died in the line of duty. So much for serving the country.

Don't bother about changing the system from the outside or the inside. You will not believe how entrenched it is in the entire government structure. You almost need to rip everything apart just to get rid of the structural bias towards opposition, transparency and accountability. The corridors of PAP's government structure is darker than you can imagine. For yourself and your family, move out.

Waiting for someone to take me away.

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