mollymeek ([info]mollymeek) wrote,
@ 2006-07-10 14:52:00
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Singaporeans are Not fed, Up with non-partisanism

Last week, Molly predicted that “someone” will probably “clarify” (in Singapore’s case, this is often synonymous with “reiterate”) Ms. K. Bhavani’s letter.

A prediction comes true? CNA Clip.

In the words of the CNA anchor, Dr. Balakrishnan thinks that “Singapore’s mainstream media has a crucial role in ensuring the quality and standard of discourse and national debate. As long as everyone understands and respects their roles, Singaporeans have a useful dialogue going forward.”

Key words: quality; standard; useful (another word for “constructive”); role*

*Who decides what role a person plays? The government? And who decides how one is to play one's role? The government again?

It doesn’t quite matter if the mainstream media in Singapore doesn’t meet the international standards of press freedom. As usual, we are special and our mainstream media has the sacred role of ensuring the quality and standard of discourse. This sounds reasonable enough. We all know that the non-mainstream-media bloggers have no standard or quality whereas the mainstream media has.

And quality/standard is often defined by the degree of to which an article or a discourse is pro-government non-partisan.

Of course the other Sacred Tenet is that we need to generate solutions. As Dr. Balakrishnan says:

“Don’t in the name of humor, distort or aggravate on an emotional level. That sort of discourse does not generate solutions.”

Yeah, opposition offer no solutions, bloggers offer no solutions, Western democracy offers no solutions. Only the gahmen does. So where are the solutions?

Looks like humor isn’t very good these days. So, can you people stop saying that Molly is funny or not? Molly is the serious type of blogger who wants to generate solutions, not the kind who just want to make you laugh and be happy despite your inability to afford your son's school fees!!

Just don’t offer an alternative or suggest a solution that says, “To solve Problem X, we need to let stop censoring people and uphold the freedom of expression.” Such a solution definitely is not constructive.

In short, you must share the same pulse as the government. Chee Soon Juan can go hoarse saying that we need to abolish the streaming of primary school kids. He’s unconstructive. But Jack Neo, who clearly believes in giving the government solutions and not in changing the government, can joke about the streaming of primary school kids can get accolades from the government. When Neo joked, the government which knew (and still knows) best was ready to change. Chee is constructive and Neo isn’t. See the difference?

In fact, we must be afraid of humor. Very afraid. (That’s why it’s good that people say Jack Neo's jokes are simply not funny.) The next thing you want to suspend is probably the Chew-on-it comic strip because it likes to make fun of the behavior of Singaporeans. (Molly assumes it hasn’t already been suspended since she doesn’t read the papers these days.) Or maybe that sort of humor is allowed. It tends to make fun of the peasants and the peasants take it in good humor. It doesn’t make fun political situations who cannot take it in good humor and who believes that it will ultimately threaten their power.

So perhaps the general rule is that you cannot just suggest that the government is unable to solve some problems. What you must do is to offer solutions. This is reasonable. If devils like mr brown keep on criticizing the government and the government has to spend all its time thinking of ways to fix these idiots, then they wouldn’t have time to think of how to keep your costs of living down!

OK, then you might say that without people criticizing at all, the government won’t even be bothered to do anything since there is no pressure. But you are wrong. Our ministers don’t earn their million-dollar salaries to do nothing. Look at all the useful things they have done in the past: GST, GST hike, ERP, ERP hike (to solve the problem of jams), COE, Progress Package, ERS, NSS, NS, some Suzhou thingie that the ST hardly mentions (probably due to humiliation humility), upgrading priority for certain districts … Look, it is only WITHOUT unconstructive critics like mr brown that our government can continue to come up with more of these brilliant solutions to our problems.

Just look at how unconstructive people waste tax-payers’ money. Cops looking into gathering in support of mr brown

No lah, Molly is not saying that the police are wasting resources! It’s the 30 people who decided to gather in City Hall MRT station, protesting the legitimate axing of mrbrown’s column. Because of them, the police have to investigate the incident.

Well, actually Molly personally suggests (so don’t say Molly is not offering alternatives!) that if a squad of riot police was required to deal with 4 silent protesters last year, then about 8 squads of riot police would be needed for these 30 dangerous illegal gatherers. We can’t scrimp when it comes to dealing with disorderly, riotous people! Otherwise more and more people will start gathering!

Or was there a lesson learned from last year's riot-police incident from the incident of schoolgirls wearing white elephant T-shirts, the police didn’t do anything to this crowd of illegal gatherers? Confusing...

Molly doesn’t know how the police will “look into” the incident other than by approaching telecommunications companies for the particulars of people who sent the sms telling people to gather in the MRT station, companies who might willingly provide the particulars of their customers.

Maybe a few weeks later, the ST will report (or not) about someone (hopefully not a grassroots leader this time) being “interviewed” by the police for initiating the gathering. Perhaps the person won’t be locked up in Changi, but will be given a stern warning and, hopefully, people won’t ever dare to initiate any sort of gatherings anymore.

But thanks to these 30 horrible people, perhaps our MIW are thinking of soft-authoritarian ways to fix dissenters (people pay tax to have other people come up with ways to deal with them?) instead of spending their time thinking about how to help Singaporeans who cannot afford to see a doctor. Look at how damaging these rioters are!!! Why must they make such a big hoo-ha about the issue? mr brown is just suspended. They can take him back any time. Don't forget Fann Wong was once suspended by MediaCorp (or was it TCS then?) too. But now you make so much trouble, the stakes are increased. They cannot be seen as relenting to mass pressure or they will lose face.

That said, Molly thinks that at the heart of the mr brown issue is the issue of partisan/non-partisan journalism. Allow Molly to think of a solution. Yes, Molly is a bimbo but even bimbos can be patriotic! Her solution may not be good, but do correct her and work together with her to come up with better solutions instead of just criticizing!

OK, someone once complained that more than 85% of Internet postings are anti-PAP and so there is a need to have some “balance” by managing the Internet. Now, allow Molly to suggest that since probably more than 90% of mainstream media articles are pro-PAP BUT the PAP wants the mainstream media to be non-partisan, we might have to do our parts as citizens to remind the mainstream media to be non-partisan.

So, every time we spot a partisan article (pro-PAP or pro-opposition) in the ST or in Today or any other local paper, we might want to politely write to them and tell them to be non-partisan. We need to work together with the government to ensure that the mainstream media is non-partisan.

Template for Letter:

Dear _______,

I refer to the article “_________________,” in the paper ____________________. This article is dangerously partisan and I hope you will make amendments to the article and perhaps suspend the journalist who wrote the article.

As Ms. K Bhavani once wrote to the press, “[i]t is not the role of journalists or newspapers in Singapore to champion issues, or campaign for or against the Government.”

Kindly issue a public apology for publishing partisan articles.
Thank you very much.

Yours truly,
_____________





Have a nice day,
Molly Meek de la Bimbo



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(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 07:42 am UTC (link)
My Ah Lao told me secretly hor, that there are 2 types of non-partisan! One is constructive and the other is not. The useless one has something to do with chat rooms. Chat rooms are for chats, not parties, it seems. When I meet him Dr V again, I must ask him about discos. Whether they are partisan or not.

However, it is not clear if Molly's suggestion belongs to the first or latter :(

Maybe we should have a TRUTH campaign in Singapore as well. Instead of just believing agent Moulder's words about the truth being out there, let's showcase it for all to see! Then we can also see how MB had distorted the truth mah. Words with no picture hor, very boring. Better still, do a video to show how that y(ch)ummy man twisted and turned that truth thingy, like the Incredible Hulk.

I think Molly's suggestion is exellent but I have a funny feeling we would be very busy.

So busy that we may not have time to collectively explore solutions with the government to solve our problems. Which you might say, it's no big deal since they have never been solved anyway.

But, think again, we would also lose the chance to collectively share in the ministers' pay for our collective sharing.

See, Singapore suddenly sounds so nice and paradise-y. Like some big Co-operative, macam NTUC like that.

So much better than that Marbok Tan who said that there was no free lunch in Singapore... Shame on him!

Aunty xinjiabo



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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-10 12:12 pm UTC (link)
Acherly hor, partisan is always bad and non-partisan is good lah! So even the unconstructive kind of non-partisan is OK! It's only the unconstructive and partisan that is bad. So don't worry what kinds of non-partisans there are.

BTW, the truth is not 'out' there lah. It's "in" Singapore--in the media, everywhere except online.

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TRUTH or dare?
(Anonymous)
2006-07-11 03:05 am UTC (link)
Dear Aunty xinjiabo

I like reading your posts because you make so many lovely references to our DEAR INSTITUTIONS (e.g. NTUC)!

Yes, Singapore is a nice paradi(c)e as there will be a pair of dices in the twin Integrated Resorts that have integrated gambling into our little red dot. Of course, all along NTUC already have gambling (oppss gaming) in terms of the one-armed bandits that take $$$ from NTUC Club aunties and uncles.

For the TRUTH, if you are wearing white - you cannot lie and do not have an online blog so it must be so.

Bloggers, communists and other pests are not known for credibility and truth!

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Re: TRUTH or dare?
(Anonymous)
2006-07-11 04:29 am UTC (link)
Aunty was about to start blogging but the MB issue got me totally confused (and petrified) about the partying. Moreover, by crossing to the dark, dark side of the blogosphere, Aunty would be deemed lacking in credibility, distorting truths and hiding behind cloaks. I don't like these terms, I just want to be glam.

Also, I wouldn't say those who wear white have all the truth in the market. They just peddle a different brand of truth, the "QUALITY" ones. It seems Singaporeans are willing to pay a premium of their lives for 'QUALITY' products.

NTUC is very dear to all aunties of Singapore, including glam ones like me. Ok, I don't mean the prices are dear, can't be! They are "Fairprice".

Actually, I think NTUC is a bigger business icon of Singapore than Creative or the other GLCs. This one hor, take money from the workers, form companies called co-operatives and viola, more money rolls in. All these, without injecting any capital into the business yourselves. Along the way, start paying everyone nice peanuts. In return, the workers receive workers' benefits for the protection money they paid.

I heard that one of the most prized benefit the workers valued was apparently the rebates from Fairprice!!!!! What goondus .... shop at your own company you paid to set up, get some lousy discounts and you think you have hit lottery!

That's why Aunty shops at Cold Storage and Carrefour hor.

Those gaming machines at NTUC are provided for the pleasure of those "retired and have nothing to do types", not gambling lah. Also, this one complements the IR mah. Those of a certain economic class are allowed at the IRs but the rest can still try your luck at NTUC.

NTUC has been successful in taking care of all our needs. I can't quarrel with that. They even re-design low end jobs like toilet cleaners and road sweepers into specialist jobs requiring certification and tonnes of knowledge.

Before you know it, toilet cleaners are 'bio-specialists' because they need to identify the various types of bacteria lurking in the toilet before they clean.

All said, I must salute that aunty Catherine Lim. Her long, long essay about the great divide is really happening leh... I wish I had her vision. Initially, I thought she was referring to that uncle who divided the Red Sea (don't know Moses Lim or Tan..)

Everything in Singapore is becoming like, got quality? come this side and wear white. No quality?, go over to that side where the bloggers, communists and other pests are hiding. There, you can put on brown or any other dirty colours.

Sigh ... aunty xinjiabo (half-divided about blogging now)

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Re: TRUTH or dare?
[info]mollymeek
2006-07-11 05:01 am UTC (link)
Aiyah, in a sea of black sheep, there are always a couple of white sheep. Just look at Molly's pro-establishment blog and you know there is already one white sheep. You can come up with another premium pro-establishment blog loh.

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[info]chrisloup
2006-07-10 08:59 am UTC (link)
harhar... I like the letter template, maybe if I see some stupid things in the paper these week, I'll ACTUALLY USE IT...lol

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-10 12:13 pm UTC (link)
I'm still waiting for Lionel to strike. :)

And go ahead and use the template. Not copyrighted.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 09:04 am UTC (link)
i agree with molly and molly seemed very angry about the whole episode. and can molly let me know if the cartoons i did are considered funny?the cartoons are here
http://seijieiga.blogspot.com

i am not sure anymore and molly seemed to be better and more intuned to humour than me.

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-10 12:14 pm UTC (link)
Hah, Molly not good at cartoon/comic lah. But went to your blog before. Quite nice. Waiting for more. Will try to give you er... constructive comments.

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Partisan
(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 09:11 am UTC (link)
Singaporeans should discuss topics sans references to any party!

That' what parti-sans means right? Sans (without) party?!

That's why the Nation 05/06 party was not given licence right? Because Singapore's climate must be sans party?

Then I am confused, if we are supportive of PAP, how can we then be non-partisan player? If we want to trumphet the achievements of our GREAT LEADER and DEAR LEADER, wouldn't we we stopped by all this party-sans talk?

Please help enlighten me...

*confused Pappy supporter*

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Re: Partisan
[info]mollymeek
2006-07-10 12:18 pm UTC (link)
Dear confused pappy supporter,

Molly also confused!!! But Molly thinks PAP is not only a party what. PAP = Government = Nation = Singapore. So support this party = support this govt = support this nation - support Singapore. So it's not actually very partisan. It's not like we support one party over another, you see. There's no place for "another" in our hearts, is there?

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 09:33 am UTC (link)
The police work for the party of the old man who works in mysterious ways. He must think he is God. Oh goodness, someone has to join Mavis.

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-10 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Mavis said: "Call me god."

Whoever you are talking about is different. "Call me anything, it doesn't matter. I'm god."

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 09:37 am UTC (link)
Actually I suspect 8 squads of riot police are not being deployed is not because they forget or don’t want lah, but mainly because of the upcoming IMF meeting.

After all we don't want to scare off the Ang Mo mah. If they know that just lingering around MRT in brown T-shirt also ganna up the red car to drink kopi, then when IMF start, which Ang Mo dare to come here and protest?

If they don’t come and spend $$$ to protest on this tiny little red dot, then all our 4 millions smiles would be wasted and smile for nothing, and all the spending to upgrade our riot police to become first world world class would also ganna flash down the toilet. You don’t want the riot police next year no more bonus, right? Not to mention all the retrenched retrained into the service sectors Singaporeans preparing for this occasion might have go jobless again and then next year employment figure sure look ugly. You don’t want our first world world class MIW just first year after GE and report card already got F liao, right?

So must have helicopter view and look at the big picture lah. 30+ maverick can ganna fix later, but now more important is to welcome the Ang Mo’s $$$ with our 4 million smiles lah.

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-10 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Acherly hor, I heard got ang moh amongst the people who gathered lah. Not wise to alarm our foreign talent. Wait they don't want to come anymore.

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[info]hahabird
2006-07-10 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Trust in Mr Vivian B to use concise and perfectly understandable sentences, as always.

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-10 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Yes, he obviously didn't read read the George Orwell quote in my earlier entry.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 04:24 pm UTC (link)
PAP is trying discredit blogs and forums and wants to brainwash Singaporeans into believing so.

PAP is testing the OB markers of Singaporeans as well

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 04:25 pm UTC (link)
http://akikonomu.blogspot.com/

Excerpts from the AFP:

Supporters of a Singaporean blogger have gathered at a busy subway station for a silent protest at the suspension of his weekly newspaper column after the government criticised his latest satirical piece about high living costs.

At least 30 supporters turned up at City Hall station at 2:00 pm dressed in brown attire in support of the blogger, who goes by the moniker Mr Brown.

Unfortunately for the news wire agency, the real news wasn't that 30 people in Singapore bothered to take part in a flash mob for a proscribed blogger-columnist. I could think of several more newsworthy stories on the top of my head, such as:

How did a secret SMS-only invite leak out to the press, which turned up in battle positions and recording equipment shoved up the noses of participants, even before the flash mob was scheduled to begin?

Or how's this for a more newsworthy story:
Plainclothes police accost flash mob participants at end of event

At least 2 participants were approached Citylink mall by 4 plainclothes police operatives after the flash mob event concluded. The operatives presented themselves to the duo, requesting a "short and private discussion at a more private place".

The operatives, marshalled in a line formation, herded the two to a remote corner of the underground mall, where they proceeded to ask the following questions:
Who organised this protest?
How did you know about this protest?
What are the names of the people who informed you of this protest? What are the names of the people you informed, in turn?

And the winner: Look, we know all about this protest. You better cooperate with us and tell us the truth.

Thankfully one of the cornered persons did read up on his rights, as well as the extent of cooperation citizens are bound to give to plainclothes operatives presenting themselves without a warrant or charges, and gave them his name, his lawyer's contacts, and told them to **** off.

Several, even more newsworthy issues present themselves in the aftermath:
1. Flash mob sparks police actions by government
2. Seeing the flash mob as a bona fide protest, Wong Kan Seng, the Minister for Home Affairs, does not send in the riot police.
3. Instead, the clown show is mobilised.

Apparently there is no formal investigation, no indication that said flash mob is an illegal and destablising event, so what the MHA and Wong can do is send in the clown squad and hope that the idea of plainclothes operatives asking questions and claiming to know everything about the event... will actually scare off the participants, make them piss in their pants, and scar them for life. Remember, kids: for real protests and destabilising events, the riot police is used. When the authorities want to stage a political comedy, they send in plainclothes operatives!

But really, this flash mob was rather lame. People showed up and stood around. No silly waving, cheers, synchronised actions or what have you. No immediate and sudden dispersal. And the best part? People who didn't get the message won't get the message at all. So much for a flash mob for Mr Brown.

Don't get me started on the organiser's horrendously unironic satorical decision wear brown shirts to support a columnist who was unfairly axed. This is what you get when Singapore's artistes pose as political activists.

Ladies and gentlemen, the continuing clown show from Wong Kan Seng. As if the dropping of the police investigation against Char isn't embarrassing enough, they send in a clown show against a not-very-successful or well-planned and conceptualised flash mob.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-11 01:31 am UTC (link)
hi molly,

i must say this is a nice piece of essay. and i must also insist that it is not humorous. Yes, it is not humour. i hope everyone reading this also agree with what i said.

humour has taken on a different meaning since it turns brown. actually it is quite dangerous nowadays trying to be humorous.

cheers.

redbean

i also post at www.redbeanforum.com

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-11 04:57 am UTC (link)
Thank you. Thank you. Don't know why people like to say Molly is funny. Not funny what. Molly is serious hor?

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[info]faerielandimp
2006-07-11 08:17 am UTC (link)
Molly writes very seriously. but i also smile at molly's words. no not. it is not humour. never.

i do wonder what the police do if all the 'flash mob' consisted of foreign journalists....

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-11 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Smiling is good. We are supposed to have 4 million of them to show to the ang mohs.

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I understand Mr Brown but not Minister Vivian
(Anonymous)
2006-07-11 12:00 pm UTC (link)
I understood where Mr Brown was heading with his article but I do not understand where Minister Vivian was heading with his comments. Minister Vivian was talking in circles until I got confused and gave me a headache.

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Re: I understand Mr Brown but not Minister Vivian
(Anonymous)
2006-07-11 12:18 pm UTC (link)
Vivian is Anakin Skywalker.

He was once a PAP critic but once he join the Dark Side, he helped PAP persecute all the Jedis who were his former friends and mentors.

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Re: I understand Mr Brown but not Minister Vivian
[info]mollymeek
2006-07-11 03:46 pm UTC (link)
He has seen the light.

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Re: I understand Mr Brown but not Minister Vivian
[info]mollymeek
2006-07-11 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Confuse what? He's saying what Bhavani say lah. England not good hor, must make up with some good guessing. That's how Molly survives.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-11 02:55 pm UTC (link)
now i use the newspapers for my dog to poo only

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[info]mollymeek
2006-07-11 03:47 pm UTC (link)
Your dog like meh?

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